Nisemonogatari, best fanservice show ever. EVERRRRR
Okay, originally I wanted a normal post with sections and stuff about what I did today, but after watching Nisemonogatari episode 8, I’m gonna dedicate the entire post to it today. (Partly because I didn’t watch any other anime and the Cosfest photos aren’t ready yet.)
BEST FANSERVICE SHOW IN THE WORLD EPISODE 8:
K, we are now moving into Tsukihi’s Arc, this is the first episode of her arc called Tsukihi Phoenix. Of course, with a new arc comes a new OP, and the OP is very very cute. Okay enough about Tsukihi, though the arc is supposed to be about her, the entire episode was about Karen. ENTIRE EPISODE.
We start off seeing Araragi studying in his room, when suddenly
A WILD PRETTY GIRL APPEARS! WHO ON EARTH IS THIS PRETTY GIRL?! It appears to be Karen wearing a skirt and sleeveless top, BUT KAREN NEVER WEARS A SKIRT OMAIGAWD?! Araragi then finds out that Karen actually is trying to seduce Araragi to introduce her to Kanbaru (both sports person, and Karen looks up to her) and so this happens after Araragi refuses her advances.
To which Araragi responds with
While I fully support Araragi’s decision, I wanted him to at least tease her a bit more maybe, AND GUESS WHAT? HE TOTALLY DID. Well, Karen was getting frustrated and about to start using violence to get her way when Araragi decided to settle the match with a challenge!
THE OMGWTFBBQSDFHIOEURNVLSD CHALLENGE
And the challenge was for Araragi to help Karen brush her teeth, and Karen has to endure it for 5 minutes, then Araragi will introduce her to Kanbaru. (He refuses because Kanbaru is into yuri. O SWEET SWEET YURI, I expect many doujins to come out now between Kanbaru and Karen) So Karen accepts, and Araragi starts brushing her teeth.
And guess what, THE WEIRDEST, MOST RIDICULOUS, BUT SO FANTASTICALLY DELIVERED FANSERVICE SCENE HAPPENED.
TAKE ALL MY MONEY, NOW!! SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES ONE MAKE AN ENTIRE EPISODE (WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ANOTHER CHARACTER) AND FILL IT WITH 20 MINUTES OF TEETH BRUSHING AND HAVE FANS SPAZZ OVER IT LIKE WHAT I’M DOING NOW. HOW?!
Of course, this lasted until suddenly Tsukihi appears and finds Araragi and Karen engaged in the weird challenge. So Araragi and Karen stop the challenge and Karen points out that it has been past 5 minutes for quite a while already, but due to the interruption by Tsukihi, the challenge was declared as a draw by Karen even though Araragi already admitted his defeat.
Obviously, somebody’s been enjoying the teeth brushing a little too much. A LOT TOO MUCH, LIKE THE VIEWERS WATCHING THE TWO OF THEM IN THE CHALLENGE. So Karen decided that a best out of 3 would be more fai and Araragi being the sly person that he is said this
O YOU SLY ARARAGI, YOU SLYYYYYY…. But then again, seeing how Karen enjoyed the teeth brushing, maybe I might also be tempted to try.
I was laughing throughout the episode while thinking to myself: WTF AM I WATCHING AND WHY AM I EVEN ENJOYING IT?!
Yea, and thus I conclude, Nisemonogatari is the best fanservice show I have EVER watched in my entire 19 years of living and will probably stay as the most epic and remembered fanservice show I will ever watch.私の歯を磨く